✓ You've had Hashimoto's for at least a year and protocols haven't fully worked
✓ You've seen providers and still don't have a clear answer
✓ You have bloodwork but suspect it doesn't tell the full story
✓ You're dealing with weight resistance, brain fog, fatigue, or bloating that won't respond
✓ You want to understand what is driving your symptoms, not just manage them
✓ You're open to personalized support if it's the right fit
✗ You were recently diagnosed and are still in early stages
✗ You want a general wellness consultation or supplement list
✗ You prefer to stay with conventional medication management only
✗ You are not open to functional lab testing as a next step
In 2016, I was running a clinic in New York City, managing a team of ten, and caring for my newborn son. I was also closing my office door at 2pm every day to take a nap on the floor because I could not get through the afternoon.
I was doing double SoulCycle classes five days a week. Skipping lunch. Eating as clean as I knew how. And I was gaining weight, losing hair, and watching my brain fog get worse every month.
I saw a primary care doctor. An endocrinologist. Two functional medicine practitioners. Thousands of dollars on protocols that helped for a few weeks and then stopped.
It took a third functional medicine doctor to finally diagnose me with Hashimoto's. And then the real investigation began.
Not just dietary changes. A full root cause investigation that uncovered four parasites from travel twenty years earlier, eight mycotoxins from mold exposure in my apartment, and nutrient deficiencies no one had flagged. I changed how I exercised.
Stopped six days of cardio. Started lifting three times a week. Ate more protein, not less food. Addressed the mold, which ultimately meant selling the apartment because we could not find the source of the leak.
By March 2018 my Hashimoto's was in remission. The hormonal eczema that had covered my hand for years, gone. The fatigue, the brain fog, the weight, gone.
Not because I found the perfect protocol. Because I finally found the right investigation. That is what I bring to every assessment call.
Within 48 hours of your call, you'll receive your written summary and a private invitation to continue into my 6-month 1:1 root cause functional medicine coaching program with the full cost of your assessment applied toward enrollment.
The 1:1 program is where we order the full labs, interpret the results together, and build your custom protocol from the ground up.
This is not a course or a group program. It's one-on-one, high-touch support over six months — gut infections, environmental load, hormones, body recomposition, all of it — with someone who has been through exactly what you're dealing with.
The investment for 1:1 is $1,100 per month for 6 months. Your $247 assessment cost applies in full if you continue.
The 48-hour window is there to keep momentum but there is no pressure. The assessment is complete and valuable on its own.
But if you are ready for the full investigation with support, this is how we begin.
That is completely fine. We will work from your symptom analysis and history. The lab list you receive will reflect exactly what I would recommend ordering based on what we discuss.
Almost certainly yes. Most functional medicine practitioners focus on gut or hormones individually. Very few look at the full picture — gut infections, mold, parasites, nutrient status, and metabolic health — together, in the right sequence. I also use testing most practitioners are not trained in, including parasite testing requiring specific microscopy not available through standard panels. If you have seen providers and still don't feel better, the investigation was likely incomplete.
Medication replaces hormone. It does not stop the autoimmune attack, fix gut infections, or remove environmental toxins suppressing your immune system. Most women on medication still have active root causes medication alone cannot address. This call helps identify what those are.
I would gently push back on that. The testing I use — comprehensive mycotoxin panels, specific parasite testing, full thyroid and nutrient panels, organic acid testing — is not part of most functional medicine protocols. Women who come to me after seeing multiple providers frequently have root causes that were never identified because the right tests were never run.
You receive a written summary within 48 hours. You can implement the lifestyle recommendations and order your lab list on your own. Or, within 48 hours, you can apply the $247 toward enrollment in my 6-month 1:1 program. No obligation either way.
Yes
There are no refunds on this assessment. If you are not ready to commit to a focused root cause investigation, this is not the right time to book.
Applied toward 1:1 coaching if you decide to continue within 48 hours.
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